Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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