FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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