So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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