if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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