when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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