Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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