You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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