Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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