I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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