He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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