Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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