My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
This girl is more easily done than said...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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