yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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