Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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