But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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