We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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