they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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