the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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