So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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