Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My cat gives me a boner
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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