Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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