i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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