Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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