The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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