What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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