Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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