I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Randomize
