what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize