Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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