i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We just shotgunned beers for America
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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