At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm just crazy horny about you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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