so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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