Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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