chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My vagina is officially offended.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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