like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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