Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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