I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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