No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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