Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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