I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
