The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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