Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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