Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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