He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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