it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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