he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
All the doctor said was why
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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