He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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