I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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