So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
