you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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