is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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