you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There are leaves in my underwear?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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