No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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