its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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