i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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