Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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