The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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